Bad Ideas – A Play In One Act

Written by Boston Biker on Aug 08

Sometimes life is so much like art it is impossible to tell the two apart, this is a mostly true story.

The scene: Busy traffic, line of cars at light that just turned green, cab in right hand lane, left back seat door opens to discharge a slightly fat, business type into MOVING TRAFFIC.

Actors:
biker (played by yours truly)
Business Guy (played by some fat guy)
Cab (played by a car)

Dialog:

*biker sees man exiting into MOVING traffic*

Biker: “Hey buddy that’s a bad idea!” *the biker is trying to keep the suit safe, as he is clearly insane*

Business Guy: “Your a bad idea!” *jumps across a lane of moving traffic and almost gets hit by cars*

Biker: *quickly thinks of all the mature things he could say in response, then picks none of them* “Your moms a bad idea!!!!”

And…scene.

This for real happened, for realz.


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3 Responses to “Bad Ideas – A Play In One Act”

  1. By teeheehee on Aug 8, 2008 | Reply

    Ahhahahahahaha! Classy: I applaud you, sir!

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