Sometimes life is so much like art it is impossible to tell the two apart, this is a mostly true story.
The scene: Busy traffic, line of cars at light that just turned green, cab in right hand lane, left back seat door opens to discharge a slightly fat, business type into MOVING TRAFFIC.
biker (played by yours truly)
Business Guy (played by some fat guy)
Cab (played by a car)
*biker sees man exiting into MOVING traffic*
Biker: “Hey buddy that’s a bad idea!” *the biker is trying to keep the suit safe, as he is clearly insane*
Business Guy: “Your a bad idea!” *jumps across a lane of moving traffic and almost gets hit by cars*
Biker: *quickly thinks of all the mature things he could say in response, then picks none of them* “Your moms a bad idea!!!!”
This for real happened, for realz.
Tags: acting, crazy dude, for realz, humor
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