Dear Pedestrian…

Dear Pedestrian:

When we locked eyes this morning I knew it was going to be magic. You looked at me, made a quick mental calculation as to just how to most endanger yourself, and walked out exactly when I wouldn’t have. Much to my joy and amazement though you did not lounge across the street like many other J-walkers would have. Not you sir! You huffed and puffed and moved your impressive bulk with the speed and agility of a gazelle.

While I was both impressed that a gentleman of your size could move with such ballerina like precision, might I suggest that next time you simply wait an extra 30 seconds until I have passed before entering the street illegally from between two parked cars.

Yours in walking,
Boston Biker

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