The Braying Of A Nincompoop

Written by Boston Biker on Jun 10

Warning reading the following moronic attempt at logical thinking could make your head explode.

There is something profoundly wrong with a nation where more adults ride bicycles than children.

America might now be such a nation.

While kids sit at home texting their friends and slaying computer-generated monsters, a growing number of their parents and grandparents are clogging the roads atop a contraption that was once considered a child’s toy.

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Two odious ideologies fuel the popularity of bicycling: anti-obesity extremism and eco-lunacy. Pedal power, we are told, will not only make you thinner, it will reduce your “carbon footprint.” (It’s a Nanny State twofer.)

Seriously, you have been warned, this guy is a couple spokes short of a wheel. Rest of this “article” here.

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