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Rain Poetry

Written by Boston Biker on Aug 25

From a couple months back on the BostonFixed.us forum…relevant for today.

surprisefries
too lazy to switch to my full-fendered whip.

too forgetful to put my mudguard/fender on.

here i sit with a bunch of paper towels down the back of my pants.

joeyfresh
That didn’t rhyme AT ALL.t-honks is not impressed.

dora
too lazy to grab fender
now at work i sit
with paper towels on butt

mauspad
^it’s 5-7-5, not 7-5-7 😛 i demand a second draft!

mauspad
fenders? too lazy
now at work they’re calling me
paper towel butt.

dora
oh wow.
i’m dumb.
how embarrassing.
thank you for pointing that out!

OK ROUND TWO

rain plus no fender
on the way to work today
equals brown wet butt

surprisefries
yo yo, yo yo,
this mornin i walked on out the do’ in a daze
peepin’ the raindrops fallin’ through the misty haze
wuz late for the jizob so i had to fly
and i fo’got the mudflap to keep mah gangsta ass dry

now i’m on the job tryin’ ta make some chedda
my ass all wet from the wet ass weatha
what else could i do to try an’ get dry
but jam paper towels ‘tween mah gangsta ass thighs

peace the fuck out, beyotch.

ben
Best.rap.ever.

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