1) The other day, I fielded some questions from a normal, non-cyclist-looking guy asking for Trek Madone 6.9 with Sram Red. That’s a $6,999 ticket at my shop, perhaps more with the components. If you’re going to spend that much on a bike, why not get something really interesting, or go custom, instead of getting an off-the-shelf?
Apparently BikeSnobNYC was on something of the same wavelength today, so I am going to quote from his posting verbatim:
“This is a truly impressive price point, especially considering how unlikely it is that anybody who would pay full MSRP for this bike might actually be able to use it to its full potential. If you’re that competitive on the road chances are you’re either fully sponsored or you’re one of those ‘full-time’ bike racers who shops exclusively via mail order, couch surfs instead of paying rent, and does some coaching on the side in order to pay for registration fees and gas.”
2) Last week I had the misfortune of answering a phone call query from a fellow who seemed to be calling with his cell phone set on speaker in his car; he had just that level of distraction, background noise, and entitled expectation in his tone, as if I were his butler taking the dinner order (his British accent didn’t mitigate his dismissiveness much). He too was seeking a Madone 6.9 to test ride. “We also have some other bikes in a similar price range you might like to see, like Time or Orbea or Cervelo…” I said. “No, we’re already settled on the brand,” he replied. Before test-riding anything? Does he think he’ll be “upsold” if he doesn’t know exactly what he wants before coming in?
On one hand, I do think it’s a hideous waste of time for people seeking to buy a big ticket bike to spend hours and hours, day after day, test riding bicycle after bicycle. For all intents and purposes, if the customer were forced to choose just one bike without test riding it, if it were the right size, it would probably work fine, even if it wasn’t ideal in all circumstances. But test riding in order to determine fit and comfort are much better than insisting on a particular brand.
So why the Madone? “I did some races this year, and I plan to do a full schedule next year. The Cat 1s told me about the Madone …” Why do I just not think of a Madone as bike for the local crits? Especially for a regional Cat 4 or whatever this guy ranks. It just seems to be too expensive for racing with other unskilled dorks, as the threat of crashing is substantial, and if you break your bike but you’re not a pro, there’s just not another one sitting on the team car. How about a nice $1,800 Specialized? Perhaps I just don’t like Trek.
3) Yesterday I chatted with a tall gentleman who epitomized about a half-dozen of my least favorite actions. First, when I walked up, he was flicking the frame with his fingernail. WHO is out there telling hordes of people that pinging the frame is the correct way to ascertain what material it is made of, and what’s more to appear knowledgeable? The more flicking I see, usually the less aware the customer.
We got to talking about what kinds of bikes he rides at present – a variety of 70s and 80s steel-framed obscurities, the precise model number and year he elaborated to me in exquisite detail. When I ask “What kind of bike are you riding now?” I generally want to know if you are riding a road or mountain bike, or no bike at all. I don’t care if it’s “the Paramount XT-37a from 1984.” That’s such a dude response. I bet he and all of his friends converse about the exact make of stereo system and auto parts. Boor-ring.
It turned out, also influenced by his friends, that this guy wanted to know “what I think of carbon” because his buddies told him he’d lose six minutes in the Mt. Washington Hill Climb if he switches to carbon. Hm, I’m seriously not impressed by your foolish forays up a mountain, just like I don’t care about the second Madone fellow having done a couple races. What does impress me? The Aer Lingus pilot who visits the shop when he’s in town, who can take his bike anywhere he goes for free! And he does!
Lastly, this gentleman was about 6’6” – and I’m 5’3” on a good day. I hear well, so it doesn’t usually present a problem that he and I are speaking in completely different atmospheric layers. But he was just plain whispering up there in the stratosphere. Soft spoken is great, but inaudible? Good thing I’m decent at reading lips, or imagining what the next foolish question might be.
To summarize: I dislike when people insist that they want to buy the most expensive bike available, since I believe, as BikeSnob would put it, that they need “a more realistic perspective on the relationship between their needs and their abilities.” I disapprove when people claim to have “picked the brand” before test riding a single bike. I am irritated when people flick the bike frame in a misguided attempt to think of something to do with their hands while looking at bikes. I do not appreciate being told excruciating detail of one’s current or past bike; chances are I am not familiar with the specific model, but mostly I don’t care. Lastly, don’t whisper. But also don’t shout.
It’s such a razor’s edge, shopping for a bike, isn’t it?