Thaa Kids Ahh Back, Kid

Written by Boston Biker on Aug 31

The always funny and accurate Bikeyface (bikeyface.com) Check her out!

Dear Everyone

Welcome back! We missed you! You look so pretty in your new clothes, and your new hair, and your new shoes. Now lift your head up from staring at your fucking phone and pay attention as you cross the street 🙂

Love you!
BostonBiker

Holy shit, It has begun. Our streets are now clogging up with shining new minds yearning to be filled with knowledge. The chaos hasn’t even reached a peak yet and its absolutely fucking bananas out there.

As the always funny Bikeface above demonstrates the kids…have…returned! Usually I roll out our annual back to school biking guide, and add updates each year. This year I thought it would be a good idea to let you the seasoned travelers of Boston add your own tips. Take a look at last years edition, and leave anything you think I should add in the comments, I will update and roll out this years edition sometime mid week next week after the kiddies have all settled in.


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4 Responses to “Thaa Kids Ahh Back, Kid”

  1. By William on Aug 31, 2012 | Reply

    It’d be nice if BU or the other schools included traffic skills in their introductory curriculum and materials for students.

    I glanced over last year’s tips, and while entertaining it’s long. Maybe a TL;DR version for the ADD crowd?

    PAY ATTENTION
    BIKES ARE FASTEST
    WEAR A HELMET
    TRUST NO ONE

    How’s that for a short version? Maybe it could be longer, as many as ten bullets?

  2. By R on Aug 31, 2012 | Reply

    What, no slut-shaming men for wearing cycling clothing (aka lycra/spandex) in her presence?

  3. By Boston Biker on Aug 31, 2012 | Reply

    @r what in all the holy fuck are you talking about?

  4. By Marianna on Aug 31, 2012 | Reply

    Seriously R, look up words before you use them

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